This is going to be short because I'm uber busy with work and trying to churn out a ten page paper on patients that are of a culturally different background. Thank God I finally found an African to corner and answer cheesy questions for said paper. Like a real African, not an African-American to my French-American. It was the end of a very long day and I saw her and was all "OMG you are of a different color!" What I meant to say was "OMG you are of a different culture!" And my friend looked at me and was all, "did you really just say that to her?" Thank goodness she laughed, but I still felt like an asshole. Such is my life, and mouth.
Anyhow, here is a conversation that actually took place in my bathroom this morning.
SPM - My hair is pissing me off! Look at it, just look! It's all flippy and curly and shit!
BD - That's normal, you're getting older.
SPM - WTF?
BD - You know, cuz women's hair gets curly as they get older.
SPM - ??? No it doesn't.
BD - Yes it does. Look at all these old ladies with really curly hair.
SPM - That's because they perm it you fucking retard.
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3 comments:
baahahahaha! you crack me the fuck up!
re: the whole "OMG you are of a different color/culture!" thing made me lol. because that's TOTALLY something i would do.
and re: the curly-hair thing. yeah, totally. i see those little old ladies in the salon when i get my hair done (once every 2-3mos). they are there EVERY STINKING WEEKEND doing shit to their hair. does your husband also think that pink hair is natural age progression? lol.
Too freaking funny. Men know nothing - NOTHING! But it's hilarious how much they think they know... :)
That's ffffunny stuff! So glad to have found you!
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