Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Tuesday Morning in the SPM Household....

BB is staying with my gma. We left him there when we came back from visiting. I think he likes it better there than he does at home. I'm just telling you this so you don't assume he was witness to what happened in my bathroom this morning.

BD was in the shower, singing christmas songs at the top of his lungs.

"Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose...."
"Rudolph with your nose so bright won't you drive my sleigh tonight"

Then in the best Joe Pesci voice he can muster:

"Pull your own fucking sleigh santa! Suck my red nose!"

I look through the shower door in bewilderment and tilt my head to the side.

He said, "that was the mafia version."

Oh, right, the mafia version. Duh.

And then after he got out of the shower he smelled my armpits because I couldn't remember if I put on deodorant. We're weird.


Amber D. said...

Honestly, I think this is one of your funniest posts. Maybe it's just because I've seen how you two are, and this is painting a very accurate picture for everyone else who doesn't know yall.

I've actually seen him smell your pits before. If that ain't love, I don't know what is.

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

BAAAAHAHAHAHA! dude, seriously, i want MY husband to have a sense of humor like that! also? i smelled my husband's pits the other morning before he walked out the door because he couldn't remember if he put on deodorant. but you're still weird. ;)