Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Suck it CVS

I'm going to sue CVS for mental anguish. Drs office just called and my blood test came back negative. How in the fuckety-fuck did my stupid CVS pregnancy test turn positive then? Huh, CVS?? I would bitch slap you if you weren't made of brick. I'm taking my retard ovaries home and am going to cry into a glass of wine now.

4 comments:

Candice said...

I'm so sorry :(

Crystal said...

I'm sorry. I will kick CVS's ass for you.

calicobebop said...

I'm so sorry! How dare they treat people's emotions in such a careless way. Morons!

alcoLOLz!1!! said...

think of buying your pregnancy tests like choosing where to go for sushi. Do you really want to risk it and go with the cheapest place, or is the extra couple bucks gonna be worth it?

you should go with a quality brand name next time.

But I am sorry to hear the news. keep trying!