Wednesday, February 25, 2009

My Doctor's Office is Trying to Kill Me

So I'm waiting on this phone call from my Drs office. My fertility drs office to be exact. You see, it all started last night when I took a pregnancy test and it was positive. The line was incredibly faint, but two other people have verified that said line is indeed there, just so you don't think I'm crazy and shit. However, this morning when I took another one, there was no line. WTF is that about? After all the issues that I've had it's like a swift kick in the nuts. That's what it is.

So instead of running out and buying a hundred more tests, I decided to cut to the chase and call my fertility dr for a blood test. I went at 9am this morning. Yeah they got me in early. I may have sounded a little frantic, but that's neither here nor there. They were supposed to call me at 2pm with the results. As you can see it is now 2:45pm and I am on the verge of vomiting because I am so nervous. Why are they doing this to me????

IM convo between me and BFF:

Me... why haven't they called me
Me... I feel like I'm going to puke
BFF... i don't know
BFF... maybe you should call them
Me... like right before I lost my virginity
BFF... it's two forty
BFF... wow
Me... that's how I feel
Me... except less drunk
BFF... um this is totally a completely different situation
BFF... like comparing a roller coaster to a snail
Me... true, but both could have ended in pregnancy

I will update you all as soon as I hear something. Unless I die from sheer anticipation. Then I'll have BFF guest post for me.

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