Monday, February 9, 2009

From the Mouths of Babes II

I worked two 12 hour shifts this weekend at the hospital, and had to come back to my real job today. Needless to say, I'm freaking exhausted. When I got home last night my feet were swollen. I'm pretty sure my body is going to give out on me any day now. Anyhow, here are three things that my 3 year old son said to me within the span of an hour last night.

I got home around 7:30pm and BD was making dinner (YAY!). I asked BB about his day and we chatted a little bit. Then he looks at me and says "Mommy, you look like you have a baby in your tummy!" BD had to leave the room because he was laughing so hard. Lucky for him he did leave the room. I just sighed and said "that because mommy is wearing scrubs!!"

After dinner I was sitting on the couch with BB in my lap. I needed some snuggle time after being gone all weekend. He pulls my scrub shirt down and looks in and says "if your boobs run out of air, you will have to go to the boob factory to get them fixed." I said "mommy's boobs don't have air in them." He tilted his head and said, "yes they do, that's why they look like balloons."

THEN we were watching the freak show that was the grammys and Katy Perry came on singing "I Kissed a Girl". So BB looks at me and says, "Mommy, I wish you had a girl to kiss!" Awesome.

5 comments:

calicobebop said...

When your boobs run out of air? I'm in stitches!!! Oh my God, I love kids and the things they say.

word verification is "rawdres" A raw dress? wtf?

Candice said...

Kids are good for the self esteem, aren't they?

BTW, thanks for the crip correction. I just pissed myself laughing for being so stupid. Then I drooled a little.

Shana said...

Kids are great!!!!

Kareer Woman said...

LOL, too funny!

Mary said...

that's hilarious! boob factory...
my oldest was 4 when I had twins...and one night they were just crying and crying, and I was pacing and rocking and nothing was working.I was near tears myself when she brought me a little baby backpack of hers and told me we needed to pack the screaming twins up and get some new ones. these twins hurt her ears.
she's 22 now and occasionally tells me we should get some new twins b/c these are annoying :)