Friday, April 3, 2009

Ovaries Don't Appreciate Smack Talk


Dear Right Ovary,

I know I called you a lazy bitch, and for that, I apologize. I honestly didn't think you would hear me, since your down there being dormant and all, not doing your job....or so I thought. You should have seen the look on my face when the nurse rolled the ultrasound wand over you today and counted TWENTY FOUR fucking eggs. What am I, a gumball machine? One, maybe even two would have been nice, but noooo, you had to prove your point. I get it, you aren't lazy. Now can you back the hell off the egg production? I will not be the next octo-mom! If I have to cancel this cycle because you were offended by the lazy bitch comment, there will be hell to pay, right ovary. I would sleep with one eye open if I were you, over achiever.

Signed,
Your sore and very bloated host body

5 comments:

Nichole said...

Holy octo-mom! Tell that ovary to have a drink and take a break! Here's to hoping you get pregnant this time!

Rachel said...

24 eggs?!?

Dear lord that is your very own kindergarden class.

Stacie's Madness said...

lol...

the more the merrier???

Susan said...

Stop.Production.Now.

Or better yet, call Dr. Phil.

Tiffany said...

Wow, now that is some producing going on over there.