Tuesday, April 7, 2009

More Waiting...

Tuesday egg count - 40. F-O-R-T-Y!!!

This is a picture of an ovary with 8 eggs. I have twenty in each ovary. Each one is approximately the size of a baseball.
It's like a party down there. And just in time for Easter!

My doctor called and said he was cancelling my IUI because "there is a very real possibility that you could get pregnant with a dozen babies."

I'm pretty bummed that all that money is wasted and all those frickin shots I had to take were for nothing, but I have no problem cancelling. I'm not a dog, and I do not want a litter of children fo sho.


Crystal said...

O.M.G. Egg Factory!

I know they are not the size of baseballs as your tiny body would look like a scrubbing bubbles commercial, but don't screw with me by using anaologies like that because i heard my own ovaries just say, "fuck THAT!" and i am pretty sure they have shut down indefinitely.

Stacie's Madness said...

wow...well that's promising right?

Sassy Pants said...

Crystal, no the eggs aren't the size of baseballs, my ovaries are. LMFAO at your shutting down!

Stacie - no, not promising at all. In fact I'm hyperstimulated, and could end up with pulmonary edema. I shouldn't have more than 4 eggs. I have ten times that many. Good times!

Samsmama said...

Man, your ovaries are some serious show-offs.

And the thought of fertility treatments scare the crap out of me. The whole multiples thing...
I envision myself curled up in a closet giving birth on my favorite sweater.