Thursday, September 3, 2009

And this is why I married him....

I was diagnosed with IBS when I was 12 years old. It is a huge pain in the ass and I always have to be near a bathroom....especially when I'm upset. Being nervous or anxious always triggers it and I have to high tail it to the bathroom. My husband knows this all too well.

Well, today is my final for level III. The last thing standing between me and my last semester. To say I'm nervous about it would be an understatement.

So I'm having lunch with big daddy today, and he can tell I'm freaking out. Then he says this (with a totally straight face):

"I can't imagine the hell your sphincter is going through right now"

And that, my friends, is how I know I've found my soulmate.

5 comments:

Lin said...

ha ha...you gotta love it when they know you that well & still stick around. My hubs is great too. I had an "accident" in my pants once & after having a good chuckle (while I cried & cried) he held me & told me it was ok.

I should point out that it didnt 'just' happen, I have graves disease & didnt know it at the time so my body was going nuts. It was awful but he stood by me through the hair loss, excessive weight loss (I looked like skelator) & 'accidents'.

Samsmama said...

"It is a huge pain in the ass", I love it!

Courtney said...

I so felt the love on that one...

Candice said...

I think I'll refer to your hubby as "Romeo" from here on out.

I've got one of those myself.

Romeo's, not sphincters. Well, technically I have one of those as well, but you know what I mean.

Spot said...

When they're good, they're good. Cancels out all those times you want to put the pillow over their faces while they sleep, yes?

♥Spot