Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Holy blog neglect, batman!


Do I even have any readers left? Have you guys all left me for the way-funnier-than-me Matter of Fact Mommy? That's cool. I love her too.

So I've pretty much been sick for the better part of 2009 and it's really beginning to take it's toll on me. First it was pneumonia, then the chest pain, and last week I'm 99% sure i had the fucking flu. I'm like a walking microbiology lab. Maybe I could make some extra cash serving as such. Yeah kid, just swab the back of my throat or my nose. You'll get like eleventy billion viruses! Score! I've been joking with big daddy that I probably have AIDS. He doesn't appreciate humor the way I do.

I'm fairly certain I've been so sick because of stress beating down my immune system. My hair is falling out in clumps and I've developed insomnia all for the great pursuit of becoming a nurse. I just started level III of nursing and HOLY HELL. The first two levels were like laying on a beach in Maui sipping cocktails compared to this shit. It took me a week just to get a pretty good understanding of the syllabus. I did manage to sneak in a quasi vacation before I started this semester. My carpal tunnel (what am I, 90?) is acting up so I'll let you see that little story over at BFF's blog. I say quasi vacation because my idea of a vacation does not include having to hover over the toilet seat for fear of catching an STD and wearing flip flops in the shower so I don't get toe crabs. That's just me though, I can be uptight about stuff like fucking 6 people in 48 hours.

What else is new? Oh, I'm also taking a speech class this (5 week summer!) semester because apparently I took the wrong one. That's not an email anyone appreciates getting. This is how awesome I am...I started the class yesterday, and finished TODAY. It's online so you can work as quickly as you want and I wanted to get it out of the way. Two days is probably like some sort of school record or something. I should look into that. I literally worked for 7 hours straight yesterday and 6 hours straight today to finish that shit.

AND I'm finally getting moved here at work so I don't have to work for satan herself anymore. And I'm really excited about that and also really nervous because I don't handle change very well. I had diarrhea for a week after we re-arranged the living room, so there's no telling what this is going to do to me. The thought of having to change buildings makes me break out in hives.
That is all for now...off to check up on my favorite blogs!

7 comments:

Nichole said...

You do in fact have a husband and baby on top of all of this? Holy shit woman! Sit down, take a nap, have a drink!

Shana said...

Sorry about all the sickness!!
Keep plugging away at all the nursing stuff--so worth it in the end!!

Mary said...

good lord woman- no wonder you're sick!
Hee hee- diarrhea after rearranging the furniture :)

LivingDeadNurse said...

welcome back!! lol don't you just love school...hope u can stay sick free for a little while

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

oh stop it, nobody reads my blog anymore. BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET THERE OR THEY FORGET TO READ IT! ahem.

you crack me up with your reasoning behind your ailments. stress is a BITCH, ain't it?! jeebus.

also, lmao @ AIDS, toe crabs and fucking 6 people in 48 hours...

Courtney said...

YEA you are back..... missed you. Hope your AIDS clear up soon. You must not be drinking enough to kill all those germs....

calicobebop said...

Finally - you get to move away from Satan-Boss! I'm so happy for you!

Hats off to all of your hard work - I'm raising my wine glass in your direction! Cheers!