Google and the Freaks That Use It

This is the post where I let google do the writing for me. Without further ado, google searches that led people to my blog:

Flu - no thanks, I've more than filled my flu quota for the year.

pregnant using seasonique - I don't think you're using it right. Mass hemorrhaging maybe, but not pregnancy.

seasonique + awful - welcome, you've come to the right place.

titskies - I swear to God I have never in my life used the word titskies. I do own a pair though.

south texas carnies - four words for you, google searcher... do.not.trust.them!